- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
- To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
- Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong several times gives you job security.
- To err is human, to blame someone else shows real management potential.
- What if they held a meeting - and nobody came? Would nothing still get done?
- This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
- A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the butt.
- Always give 100% at work. 10% Mondays, 20% Tuesdays, 40% Wednesdays, 25% Thursdays, 5% Fridays.
- Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
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