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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals."
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Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.
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Chastity is curable, if detected early.
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Smokers are just like everybody else. Just not as long.
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Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
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Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows why.
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
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When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
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